takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

thecatking86:

Hello, Mr. Glover.

thecatking86:

Hello, Mr. Glover.

When someone calls me attractive 

(Source: josholdridge)

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

Movies touch our hearts and awaken our vision, and change the way we see things. They take us to other places, they open doors and minds. Movies are the memories of our lifetime, we need to keep them alive.*

(Source: bradleycoopr)

Things espn and cbs commentators say during nca

  • com: Lots of flipping around
  • com: finishing it strong
  • com: the dance keeps the energy up
  • com: lots of doublefulls
  • com: that counts a lot on the scoresheet
  • com: strong running tumbling
  • com: a lot of flipping and twisting
  • com: combination passes
  • com: switching the legs, testing the stability of the stunt
  • com: lots of creativity
  • com: that's what the judges are looking for
  • com: they flip up and down and spin around

(Source: sassyopeia)

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story